mr x's definitions

dragon ball z

stupid show where people who just have taken many laxitives, get pre-relief for constipation. once they have seen the show(which helps them power up) then they complete the delecate task of ejecting their constipated feces.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhh yeah! relief from my bloated constipation! metumucipal works great, thanks to drangon ball z!

by mr X June 9, 2004

agoraphobic

To be afriad of anything thats practically outside, our outside itself.

person 1: I never see person 3 ever leave his house
person 2: maybe he's agoraphobic

by mr x February 19, 2004

gando

origin; hindi

alternate spellings; ghando, gaando

lit. meaning; a guy that searches for ass

mean; homosexual, fag. can also be said by a person of gujarati decent (in this case it would simply mean stupid).

1. elton john is a gando.

2. kazaa is a big-time gando.

by mr x December 23, 2004

nago

member of the indian language 'gujarati'

def; pervert, someone who has a dirty mind or could also refer to someone who cant be trusted.

george bush nago che

by mr x December 23, 2004

choido

member of the indian language 'gujarati'

def; dickhead, wanker

1. a choido che

(hes a dickhead)

2. aa maney choido manawyo

(this is said when someone pulls a fast one on you. lit. meaning; he made me a wanker)

by mr x December 23, 2004

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 24, 2018