wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 08, 2005

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 08, 2005

Sbani

A sweet boy who would fight for his loved one and himself who is serious about friendship the boy who has it the hardest but with the most beautiful smile and the richest towards friends financialy

Sbani is my best friend forever

by Mr Smith September 19, 2021

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith March 13, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 08, 2005

slipknotian

A slipknotian is a offensive word used to describe a person who is a fan of the pop band slipknot, coined by rural legend paul brown

lets go to leeds and go slipknotian bashing

by mr smith March 29, 2005

dole q

The dole que is the line of scruffy smelly bastards that appears in your local post office every thursday when the giro's are delivered

I was gunna get a stamp but i refuse to stand in the fucking dole q

by mr smith March 08, 2005