mr smith's definitions

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

raspberry ripple

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

by mr smith March 6, 2005

blunt

A fan, or anyone connected with Sheffield United Football Club

My mum, Tom Ross...,...,... are blunts

by mr smith March 6, 2005

pig

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

by mr smith March 7, 2005

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

by mr smith March 8, 2005

lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

by mr smith March 8, 2005