mouse 's definitions

Meat statue

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo

so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.

by mouse May 15, 2005

ouah

The sound a French speaking dog makes

"Ouah! Ouah!" barked to poodle, who was French.

by Mouse April 10, 2004

bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse February 18, 2003

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

137

number that has become widely known to emo kids to have much to do with love. Originated in the 1995 movie "Empire Records" where one character must tell the other he has feelings for her at exactly 1:37PM

A.J.: "By 12...12 or 1"
A.J.: "By 1:37 Exactly Joe"
Joe: "well good Luck"

(beep, beep, beep)oh, its 137
"I love you {insert significant other's name here}

by Mouse December 29, 2003

swoot

1. A combination of "sweet" and "cool" used to describe something that is both.

2. A combination of "sweet" and "woot", usually to refer to a positive experience.

Dude, that pizza was totally swoot!

OR

It's totally swoot when girls pee their pants! (Referring to an infamous incident known only to the author and related persons)

by Mouse February 18, 2003

senark

1-To release your bowels on someone or something.
2-To throw or smear feces on something or someone.

Gluepot likes to senark his grandmother.

by Mouse April 12, 2004