mountianbikeman's definitions

vivesector

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected

so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector

by mountianbikeman June 3, 2010

excessively boyant

1. young males who shave their legs and wear gold hot pants
2. emo kids
3. of an extremely artistic temprement
4. Mountian biker slang for "gay"
5. See Declan

excessively boyant
declan's constant post whoring indicate that he is behaving in an excessively boyant manner at the moment

by mountianbikeman March 1, 2008

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008