morting's definitions

number 3

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*

by morting September 5, 2025

Aa

australopithecine version of "hey"

person 1: Aa
person 2: what

by morting September 5, 2025

chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

by morting March 17, 2025

d'oh!

homer's version of "dangit!"

dad, we don't have any more donuts left
d'oh!

by morting March 17, 2025

wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"

by morting September 5, 2025