Definitions by morting

chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

chairing by morting March 17, 2025

hot n' toasty 

super hot, not boiling, toaster temperature

oh boy it sure is hot n' toasty in here

hot n' toasty by morting March 17, 2025

d'oh! 

homer's version of "dangit!"

dad, we don't have any more donuts left
d'oh!

d'oh! by morting March 17, 2025

transemilling 

semi transexual walking on a treadmill.

have you heard? that guy overthere just became a semi transexual and started transemilling

transemilling by morting March 17, 2025

shit 

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

shit by morting March 17, 2025

fractured ginglymus 

another name for broken knee.

i had to go to th hospital 4 months ago because i got a fractured ginglymus

fractured ginglymus by morting March 17, 2025

boomy flesh 

spontaneous combustion but instead of the whole body, it's the foreskin only

he has some boomy flesh

boomy flesh by morting March 17, 2025