Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.

Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.

by morpheus June 16, 2005

luelinks

If Jesus was a website, he would be LUElinks. Well, without the messy crucifixion.

I would fuck LUElinks if I could.

by morpheus March 08, 2005

Elbot

A internet user who has had Elbot as his nickname since 10 years of age, long before the annoying internet chat robot was even thought up. Deep down he's a nice, merely misunderstood by many. A loner.

Elbot has defamed elbot.com on several occasions for using his name.

by Morpheus November 21, 2004

whats the frequency, kenneth?

A phrase that was used by a random insane guy that he repeated over and over again as he beat up Dan Rather. Now it's basically used as an exclamation whenever something insane happens and people over-react to it.

"HOLY SHIT! MY CAT JUST FELL OFF MY ROOF AND KILLED MY GRANDMA!"-Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT"-Guy 2
"OMG! WTF! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!"-Nihilist

by Morpheus August 03, 2004

dots

Another name for the game where you have a bunch of dots on a piece of paper and you and your opponent take turns trying to make squares, one line at a time.
Also called squares

I've always wanted to play strip dots, but no one ever wants to play with me. Maybe I should start hanging with more girls.

by Morpheus August 02, 2004

Weapon of Mass Dissent

1. A person who breaks away and stands out from the crowd
2. Someone who has 0 respect for Authority
3. Someone who distrusts the Media and the Government
4. Truth Seeker
5. An excellent Poem by Warrior-Poet VivaChe

When the reporter decided to grow balls and ask the President some REAL questions, he showed everyone that he was a Weapon of Mass Dissent, not just some pansy-ass.

by Morpheus July 30, 2004

Ner

An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid.

Your computer crashes you say, "Ner!", or Jeff says, "whats a chode?" you say "Ner!"

by morpheus October 18, 2003