morgan's definitions

kicker

A big jump. As in related to skiing and or boarding.

Dude that kicker was sic.

by Morgan January 20, 2005

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.

How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.

by Morgan April 13, 2004

slapper

a woman who fucks alot of men in a small period of time.

hey man, that chick is fit, but fuck me she's a slapper.
yeah she fucked 10 guys in 2 weeks.

by Morgan June 22, 2004

milk the cow

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

by Morgan May 4, 2004

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008

fo shure

Ghetto way of saying "For Sure" People who think they are THE MAN! say it like this

"Is your name Rowley?"
"Fo Shure"

by Morgan June 28, 2004