mooseknuckles's definitions

mudd helmet

A thick condom you use while engaging in anal sex!

Im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause Im gonna go hit up delia's ass caverns

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

Fuck Trophy

A childs car seat

I was gonna jump in the backseat and scrogg that Hoe but her fuck trophy got in the way!

by Mooseknuckles October 21, 2002

ball and chain

My girlfriend!

Take away this ball and chain!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

snowball monkey

A girl who indulges in the art of snowballing

Lisa is a snowball monkey!... so is steve!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

sack warmer

A womans chin used for resting a mans scrotum while recieving oral pleasure

Mind if I come over and use your sack warmer for a couple of hours?

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002