mooseknuckles's definitions

ball and chain

My girlfriend!

Take away this ball and chain!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

bean juice

a fart accompanied by anal leakage

I thought I had a hemmoriod! Biy was I relieved that it was only bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Blow some mudd

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

jackhole

a dumbshit

Fucker quit being a jackhole!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002