40 definitions by mooseknuckles

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!
Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!
by mooseknuckles November 14, 2002
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Baby gravy

sperm man chowder
need a lil baby gravy for your chest potatos?
by mooseknuckles October 26, 2002
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sloppy seconds

second guy to bang a chick within a 24 hour period
Joes gonna get my sloppy seconds tonite!
by mooseknuckles October 30, 2002
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ball and chain

My girlfriend!
Take away this ball and chain!
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
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corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!
Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
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O.j.'d

to get away with something even though you are guilty of doing it.
Man Gary O.J.'d me out of the 40 bucks I loaned him! That fucker said I never loaned it to him!
by mooseknuckles November 14, 2002
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Road Soda

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving
wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
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