monkey's definitions

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

as hell

can be added to any adjective to add emphasis, regardless of whether or not it makes sense to reference hell as an entity.

its hot as hell.
its cold as hell.
this is stupid as hell.
that kid is smart as hell.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

by monkey January 28, 2005

highroller

a word play of the original highroller, one who drives while under the influence of illegal narcotics (i.e. marijuana)

when you see someone roll by with their seat laid back and surrounded by a columbian fog, you know they are a highroller.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 3, 2004