monique's definitions

Golden shower

An act of pissing on your lover for kicks. Ladies: if you get both a love dump AND a golden shower, count yourself lucky! Thats one special act of love.... lol

After a night of hot, vigorous sex, Jack decided to give Jill a golden shower, closely followed by a love dump...

by Monique March 12, 2005

mirf

A hott mom

Alex's mom is a mirf!

by Monique February 20, 2003

billie joe

One of the sexiest (actually, THE sexiest) guys to walk the planet. Frontman of the Californian band Green Day, which happen to be the best band ever. Also has a sexy voice.

(Ooh, and American Idiot and Dookie are 2 of the best albums ever!)

Billie: Hi, I'm Billie Joe.
Me: *Orgasmic, wild screams*

by Monique April 1, 2005

hozatch

ho and bitch combined into one neat word

Lots of my friends are hozatches. ;)

by Monique November 19, 2002

dsl

dsl means dick sucking lips. usualy refers to a female. a female with dsl usualy can suck dick really well and is used to it

dam that girl has dsl!

by monique May 13, 2005

pookey

a sexual term said when one partner wants to give the other partner head.

Im so horny, can i give you pookey?

by Monique December 6, 2003

Tre Cool

A total funny mofo who is the drummer for Green Day. Like A Rat Does Cheese is a totally funny song. Dominated Love Slave is funny. DUI is my new fave song of his... And I have a "Who The Fuck Is Tre Cool?" cursor... just thought I would share that :p

"Suck my dick til your lips fall off, don't make ma ask again, pleeeeeeeeeease!" (Like A Rat Does Cheese)
"I wanna be your dominated love slave... I wanna be the one who takes the pain..." (Dominated Love Slave)
"Lets get drunk and go out driving..." (DUI)

by Monique April 4, 2005