molly's definitions

6th grader

an actual 6th grader. Immature, trys to act like an 8th or 7th grader, ignorant, annoying. 11 years old.

But she's still a sixth grader.
Those damn 6trh graders r driving me fuckin crazy!

by Molly April 23, 2005

the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 9, 2003

jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

by Molly March 19, 2004

S.T.F.U.

An abbreviated form of:

Shut The Fuck Up

Often used in the popular internet comic "Little Gamers" and on internet message board and chat rooms across the nation.

The Sims is teh suxorz.
S.T.F.U!!!!11

by molly November 15, 2003

fklempt

crazy

you were so fklempt last night dude.

by Molly October 11, 2003

horsegirl14329

Horsegirl14329 is a girl that loves horses.

"Horsegirl14329 is the best rider in the world!"

by Molly November 7, 2003

fucking awesome

my most overused phrase.

who's got the fucking awesome ribbon now!

by molly March 6, 2004