ESESL

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.
2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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ESESL

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage. Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.
2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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Guiltaccino

Fair trade coffee, ordered either as a result of self-inflicted guilt, or pressure from more socially conscious peers.
Pradeep: "YUM, I'm going to get the Gingerbread Latte..."
Anna: "But you can't get it with the Fair Trade blend..."
Pradeep: "Ewww. You want me to get a bitter Guiltaccino?"
Anna: (look of empathy for poor coffee farmers everywhere)
Pradeep: "Damn. A medium Ujama Mild please..."
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office
"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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smatchet

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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turnstyle

Someone who changes their fashion sense drastically, usually over a summer.
"Mark was a full on goth in gr.9 but once that H&M openned he became a total Metro. What a turnstyle."
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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Haiku

A short blunt email usually sent in response to a wordy lenghty message.

The haiku conveys evocative allusions often on the subject of workplace policy or to plainly state an opinion or request without cumbersome pleseantries.
Workplace haiku:

Open toed shoes and shorts
are not permitted in the office
nor are halter tops
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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