Guiltaccino

Fair trade coffee, ordered either as a result of self-inflicted guilt, or pressure from more socially conscious peers.
Pradeep: "YUM, I'm going to get the Gingerbread Latte..."
Anna: "But you can't get it with the Fair Trade blend..."
Pradeep: "Ewww. You want me to get a bitter Guiltaccino?"
Anna: (look of empathy for poor coffee farmers everywhere)
Pradeep: "Damn. A medium Ujama Mild please..."
by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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Log off

A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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rotic

Something romantic done one ones own, that is to say, without the man. ro (man) tic
Millie: "You didn't feel bad that your boyfriend had to work on your birthday?"
Dana: "No, there was a beautiful sunset, so i went the beach and had a bottle of wine. it was really rotic."
by mo-yo December 28, 2006
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Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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Parkrowave

(verb) to park your tupperware on top of a communal microwave, while it's in use thus claiming your place in line.
Allan got to the busy lunchroom, parkrowaved his lasagna and got a grape juice from the vending maching.
by mo-yo December 28, 2006
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smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.
Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
by mo-yo December 28, 2006
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Haiku

A short blunt email usually sent in response to a wordy lenghty message.

The haiku conveys evocative allusions often on the subject of workplace policy or to plainly state an opinion or request without cumbersome pleseantries.
Workplace haiku:

Open toed shoes and shorts
are not permitted in the office
nor are halter tops
by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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