mo-yo's definitions

Guiltaccino

Fair trade coffee, ordered either as a result of self-inflicted guilt, or pressure from more socially conscious peers.

Pradeep: "YUM, I'm going to get the Gingerbread Latte..."
Anna: "But you can't get it with the Fair Trade blend..."
Pradeep: "Ewww. You want me to get a bitter Guiltaccino?"
Anna: (look of empathy for poor coffee farmers everywhere)
Pradeep: "Damn. A medium Ujama Mild please..."

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Dreamrage

An irrational anger towards a friend or collegue upon having a bad dream about them the previous night. The resentment lasts at least a day.

Tori: "I'm just mad, because in my dream last night you totally betrayed me"
Luke: "Look, it's almost 2pm, you need to get a handle on your dreamrage."

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

rotic

Something romantic done one ones own, that is to say, without the man. ro (man) tic

Millie: "You didn't feel bad that your boyfriend had to work on your birthday?"
Dana: "No, there was a beautiful sunset, so i went the beach and had a bottle of wine. it was really rotic."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

yawnversation

A yawn performed when you are talking to someone who tries to conceal their fatigue by yawning with their mouth closed. Akward facial contortions are a dead give-away to a yawnversation.

Non-yawner: "...so i said, fine, i'll work your shift, but she's all like, no forget it..."
Yawnversation-er:(silence accompanied by eye squinting, scowling and the jutting out of the chin)

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Buffegas

The name given to Las Vegas for those who go strictly to enjoy the buffets.

Lisa: "Another plate of spare ribs?!"
Gail: "Look. What happens in buffegas STAYS in buffegas"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006