mitchell man's definitions
Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
Get the Carni -cootiesmug. balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.
Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
by Mitchell man September 3, 2010
Get the balls to dropmug. chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.
Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.
by Mitchell man November 9, 2009
Get the chocomaniacmug. When you spend the day shitting on the edge of the boat because you drank too much beer the night before.
fish'n shits
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!
by Mitchell Man July 2, 2008
Get the fish'n shitsmug. Turd Touching Cotton
When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
by Mitchell man May 15, 2008
Get the TTCmug. Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.
1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.
by Mitchell man August 20, 2008
Get the vapor lockmug. When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.
by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008
Get the anus strange-holdmug.