old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 02, 2015

whiffy pussy

A foul stenching pussy, then needs not only washing but bleeching

Gees is that mine or your whiffy pussy

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

pussy bullying

Spousal abuse that involves the vagina

Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

creepy herbert

A rhyming slang for a dirty pervert, someone who has a warped outlook on sex to the point of being viewed as very odd

that bloke who lives at that end house is a right creepy Herbert, I saw him masterbating over a pile of fresh dog poo, it stinks

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015