mitch00uk's definitions

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

partnersnip

When a couple agree to have no future children, but the women wants the male to have the vasectomy (snip) and the bloke agrees.

We are going to have a discussion on partnersnip , then take it from there

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

cone popping

Inserting pine cones into ones anus

Ouch ouch I anit cone popping ever again, a forest fresh anus isn't worth the pain

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children

Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015