Definitions by mitch00uk

heroin teeth 

Teeth belonging to a heroin user, rotting,black and missing

I can tell Jack's on the gear, he has heroin teeth, if his breath could be bagged up and sold it would give you a bigger knockout buzz then heroin

heroin teeth by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

bum fudgicals 

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

bum fudgicals by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

cone popping 

Inserting pine cones into ones anus

Ouch ouch I anit cone popping ever again, a forest fresh anus isn't worth the pain

cone popping by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

robin small breast 

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

robin small breast by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

penis quiff 

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes

Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser

penis quiff by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

faggers finger 

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

faggers finger by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

hairy trough 

An unshaven vagina

Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night,

John... Really where's that pub then

Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink

hairy trough by mitch00uk April 1, 2015