hefty bitch

A very large female

I love ur bird simon, she is a hefty bitch , she is so fat

by mitch00uk April 18, 2015

fisherman's pocket

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy

Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been

Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015