mitch00uk's definitions

ruff bird

A dog faced ugly female

Amy is a ruff bird, her face is so fucking ugly

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

orgasm tax

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

tea slops

Leftover tea that lurks at the bottom of the cup/mug

I saw Steve drinking other peoples tea slops in the cafe the other day, what a munter

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

hefty bitch

A very large female

I love ur bird simon, she is a hefty bitch , she is so fat

by mitch00uk April 18, 2015

gay plumber

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms

I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

kiddy love

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children

His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015