anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 04, 2015

robin small breast

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015