tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

kiddy love

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children

His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 06, 2015

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 04, 2015

robin small breast

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

cod squirt

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015

bum injection

Having a penis up your anus

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up

by mitch00uk April 07, 2015