Definitions by mitb

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

hand held game by MITB April 23, 2006

butt wanker 

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

butt wanker by MITB April 19, 2006

Robed 

When a person ingests a large amount of the cough suppresant Dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in Robitussin and other brands of cough syrup. Robed is derived from Robitussin.

Let's get robed and go to the mall.

Robed by MITB April 19, 2006

tw@ 

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.

She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.

tw@ by MITB April 16, 2006

sick 

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.

Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!

sick by MITB April 10, 2006

shellaleigh 

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

shellaleigh by MITB February 25, 2006

PIE HAWKER 

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

PIE HAWKER by MITB February 2, 2006