Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 06, 2011

sweater stretchers

boobs

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

Lazy dick

A penis that will not become erect for any one (or thing) accept your own hand.

guy #1- hey.
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

gas tank

The act of a women giving oral sex, but instead of spitting or swallowing she just lets her moth fill up with the mans cum.

Dude, your girl just gave me a gas tank.

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.

man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls

by mister moosecock January 24, 2012

flinboppler blast

The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.

Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.

by mister moosecock October 24, 2011

pac-man

the act of sticking your whole head in a girl's vaginal cavity and eating her out, while also letting a spiritual figure (a ghost) lick her ass.

i just gave your sister a pac-man

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011