mister delicious's definitions

Big Business

A large, portly fellow, usually of caucasion descent that feels he is better than everyone else. Typically feels he can reach goals and achievements way out of his league. However, from time to time, Big Business falls within a "grumpy" spell.

Look at Big Business over there talkin to that hot chick. There's no way he'll ever touch that!

by mister delicious February 24, 2007

Have-Zee

Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.

If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.

by mister delicious February 9, 2007

slaybook

The little black book containing phone numbers of chicks you are currently banging.

Chris is fucked, his wife found his slaybook.

by mister delicious January 1, 2008

Wasp nest

The large pile of shit left at the bottom of the toilet bowl the day after you were out drinking all night.

"Yo! Dion, you gotta check out the wasp nest I left in the shitter, bro!"

by mister delicious February 16, 2007

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

titanic

The act of bumming a smoke off a person in which you take one, put it in your mouth and light it up, then you take another one and put it behind your ear.
It was the only cool thing that Leonardo Dicaprio's gay ass did during the movie TITANIC.

Some jag bag at the bar titanic'd me last night; that's the last time I bum a random a smoke.

by mister delicious June 2, 2007

'yo

Word used before, after, or during a sentence that makes it cooler

Group of hot chicks: Ben, where are you going?
Ben: I got some shit to do ladies, later 'yo.

Sweet, 'yo!

'Yo, I gotta take a shit, yo'

by mister delicious June 14, 2007