mister delicious's definitions

slaybook

The little black book containing phone numbers of chicks you are currently banging.

Chris is fucked, his wife found his slaybook.

by mister delicious January 1, 2008

Have-Zee

Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.

If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.

by mister delicious February 9, 2007

missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.

While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.

There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

JUMBOTRON

Used to describe a payrate for a person who is working overtime on a holiday. Typically, when an individual is on the JUMBOTRON, they are making triple time.

Chris is rollin in the dough lately, he hit up 8 solid hours on the JUMBOTRON.

by mister delicious February 8, 2007

evil water

Slang term for booze. Named as such due to the evil effects (on both the body and behavior) it will provide for the person drinking it.

Your at the ginmill again, Murph. Geez, you just cant get enough of that evil water, can ya?

by mister delicious August 25, 2008

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009