HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.

There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

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missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.

While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

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bowling ball

When an unsuspecting female is standing at the foot of your bed, prestnting in the doggy-style possision, and you insert "one in the pink and two in the stink" to move her up onto the the bed... then you STRIKE!!

Mister Delicious didn't have a good view of the "money shot" while Julie was standing, so he gave her the BOWLING BALL up onto the bed for a better view.

by mister delicious July 31, 2007

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slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

by mister delicious January 01, 2008

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