mistahtom's definitions

Circuit Bazaar

A Circuit City that is overrun with Indian people asking questions about rebates and sales.

Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?

CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.

by Mistahtom September 5, 2005

Ambicestuous

Someone who is willing to go both ways with their family members i.e. have sex with mom and/or dad.

Bryan screwed his mom, dad, sister and brother. That makes him ambicestuous.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

Border Gay

A gay illegal immigrant.

Stephen Colbert called his gay illegal immigrant guest "Border Gay."

by Mistahtom July 15, 2011

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.

Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit

by Mistahtom December 23, 2005