Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you
Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
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Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin
girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
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Alex

someone who trusts that he’s getting his way no matter how he treats another person and blames all his shortcomings on another person’s thinking and feeling
I told Alex to stop, and he argued about my mind the next day.
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Dean

scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds
Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.
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Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself
Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.
by minutemade002 December 11, 2023
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Alex

someone who says he’s agreeable for his own self-confidence as he denies all the damage he causes to every else’s lives
Alex pursues my cooperation with such a vehement disregard for the negativity of his behavior that his arguments of righteousness look like an insult.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
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Desiree

someone with covert dementia and covert narcissism
Desiree doesn’t remember anything she doesn’t want to remember.

Hmm. I wonder why.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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