Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement
Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
Someone who understands people. He can relate to almost anyone. He’s not obsessed with being anything to anyone (and maybe that’s because everyone loves him anyways). He’s someone you’ll always want to tell all the things that really concern you, but you enjoy his company so much that you rather not disrupt your time with personal problems. He knows exactly what to say. He makes you feel a personal connection that you begin to expect in everyone else, but you quickly realize that there’s no one like him. He cares about how people interact with one another, but not so much that he interferes. Sometimes this confuses you. While he may want to keep you from suffering, he’s still a fucking pimp—a professional imp. He has a heart, but sometimes his desire to cause mischief defeats it.
Girl 1: I’ve been talking to someone else.
Girl 2: How exciting?
Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.
Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.
Girl 2: How exciting?
Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.
Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.
by minutemade002 December 26, 2023
an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds
Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
someone who says he’s agreeable for his own self-confidence as he denies all the damage he causes to every else’s lives
Alex pursues my cooperation with such a vehement disregard for the negativity of his behavior that his arguments of righteousness look like an insult.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023