Jeff goldblum

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

by milkshake January 22, 2005

green day

An immensly gay band, that is overplayed. To make this wose ever since their new gay "american idiot" album came out people always play those two dumb, repititive, pop songs. And they are unpatriotic they arnt even democrats they are just pop stars

I vote for Kerry, that is why I hate green day.

What is this boulevard of whatever the fuck they are complaining about is on the radio again!!!! gooddddaaammmiittt!!!

by milkshake March 27, 2005

kumquat

a wonderful appetizing fruit

wo this kumquat is delicious!

by milkshake January 21, 2005

ski santa fe

a great snowboarding area, a 20 minutes drive from santa fe new mexico. This is the greatest place to snowboard in the rocky mountains it is much better than taos or vail. it is a snowboarding paradise because it isnt full of snotty asshole rich people who crowd the way and hog the mountain

I went to ski santa fe and it was bliss

it is much better than that shitdump called taos!

by milkshake January 21, 2005

Spz movie

This kick-ass movie that Ali G my main man piched in Hollywood.

I watched the Spyz movie and then next time I had sex I found myself saying work, work, work.

by milkshake March 27, 2005

kali

The most beutifull cat ever!!

I just love my beutifull kali

by milkshake March 27, 2005

MTV

A horrible channel that puts out crappy 3:00 pop songs and calls it music. Has effectively destroyed much of americas youth. The only good show they have ever had or ever will have is wildboys.

Everyone I know has became a wigger, Mtv must be stopped!!!

TO THE BATCAVE!!!!!

by milkshake March 27, 2005