Definitions by miles pieri

uk resistance 

Dead ex-Sega fanboy website that still has a few loser stragglers using it's forum to discuss porn, fizzy drinks, Umbongo's 'love' life and whether any of them will ever bed Frap or Alleycat.

Chance of ever getting a real girlfriend - DEAD!

uk resistance by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

umbongo

Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.

"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."

"Fuckin loser."

umbongo by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

EF 

European language schools organisation. Nobody know's what EF actually means although, having lived in Oxford - an EF stroghold - for a number of years I can only assume it stands for 'Easy Fuck.

Did you see those Italian EF girls getting off the coach? Man, sometimes it's good to live in this shithole wanker-student city!

EF by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

cellar door 

The most beautiful sounding combination of two words in the English language.

Cellar Door

cellar door by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

Leprechaun Ninja 

Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'

Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!

Leprechaun Ninja by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

ghibli 

Strong middle-eastern desert wind. Also the name of one of the two (along with Pixar) finest animation studio's on the planet.

Better tie down the Camels, there's one helluva Ghibli comin'

ghibli by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

miyazaki 

Miyazaki Hayo. One of the finest film makers currently working. A master storyteller and writer/director of some of the best animated films of all time.

Films include:
Lupin Sansai: Castle Of Cagliostro
Kaze no Tani no Nausicaa
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
Tonari no Totoro
Kurenai no Buta/Porco Rosso
Kiki's Delivery Service
Princess Mononoke
Spirited Away
Howl's Moving Castle

miyazaki by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004