mikie the yorkie's definitions
A seller who sells something he doesn't have. Usually someone who plans to by locally with the buyers money and make a profit. Either the final bid is lower than the local cost, or the merchandise isn't available . Asking for a shipping date usually results in insults or threats but no shipping date.
by mikie the yorkie March 15, 2008
Get the ebay ball droppermug. A myth, think about what ebay really is, a seller of add space on the internet. To say there is an ebay community makes as much sense as saying there is a times classified adds community. Think about what paypal is a money transference service. If paypal is part of a community then so is western union, and mastercard. Ebay likes to use the word community to make you feel warm, fuzzy, and safe. You may be warm and fuzzy but you are not safe. A community is a group of people with personal ties and mutual interests that makes them look out for each other. Ebay is a collection of buyers and sellers each pursuing their own self interest. A community controls, but also protects its' members, a lot of ebay refugees would tell you ebay doesn't really control or protect anyone. Many of ebays protections look got on paper, but are useless in the real world. Ebay is not a teddybears picnic,it is a walk in the woods and there are dangerous things in the woods, so be careful.
Why does Mr Whipple thrive ripping off ebay community members? How come so many members of the ebay community call other members of the community scamers,and liers. The only thing ebay community members seem to have in common is the belief that other members will try to use ebay,and paypal to scam them.
by mikie the yorkie March 12, 2008
Get the ebay communitymug. by mikie the yorkie July 5, 2008
Get the Ultima Thulemug. Sellers who don't send what they list. Sellers who lie about an items condition. Sellers who expect you to pay to correct their mistakes. Sellers who make you wonder if ebay gives a dam. Mr whipple is the main reason mikie the yorkie dropped ebay.
by mikie the yorkie March 9, 2008
Get the mr whipplemug. some one who got burned one time too many on ebay and fled the comunity. can be a buyer or seller usually some what bitter over the way ebay and paypal treated them. truly believes ebay's talk about comunity is bullshit, and ebay dosen't care what happens as long as it gets paid.
a person who uses craigslist or other local sites to buy and sell,takes only cash, and inspects the merchandise before buying. i'm a ebay refugee it's more trouble to go to the flea market, but there i can handle what i'm buying. mikie the yorkie is a ebay refugee who hangs at craigslist.
by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008
Get the ebay refugeemug. He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.
by mikie the yorkie March 6, 2008
Get the ebay tardmug. No real definition for this word is possible at this time. Check back in 4 years by then a consensus by have formed. Each person projects his personal beliefs and values onto this word, and a standard meaning isn't possible at this time.
Is Obama Ronald Reagan, or Jimmy Carter.
by mikie the yorkie April 20, 2008
Get the Obamamug.