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A myth, think about what ebay really is, a seller of add space on the internet. To say there is an ebay community makes as much sense as saying there is a times classified adds community. Think about what paypal is a money transference service. If paypal is part of a community then so is western union, and mastercard. Ebay likes to use the word community to make you feel warm, fuzzy, and safe. You may be warm and fuzzy but you are not safe. A community is a group of people with personal ties and mutual interests that makes them look out for each other. Ebay is a collection of buyers and sellers each pursuing their own self interest. A community controls, but also protects its' members, a lot of ebay refugees would tell you ebay doesn't really control or protect anyone. Many of ebays protections look got on paper, but are useless in the real world. Ebay is not a teddybears picnic,it is a walk in the woods and there are dangerous things in the woods, so be careful.
Why does Mr Whipple thrive ripping off ebay community members? How come so many members of the ebay community call other members of the community scamers,and liers. The only thing ebay community members seem to have in common is the belief that other members will try to use ebay,and paypal to scam them.
by mikie the yorkie March 13, 2008
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Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.
He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.
by mikie the yorkie March 7, 2008
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Some one who flags an ad on craigslist for no valid reason. An asshole who kills ads because he enjoys fucking people up. A Mr Whipple who is interested in the ad and kills it after responding to it too keep others from seeing the ad. A jerk who kills an ad without checking it out because he doesn't like the looks of it.
I finally got got a phone number, some flagger kept killing the ad.
by mikie the yorkie June 15, 2008
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On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.
That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.
by mikie the yorkie April 3, 2008
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a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local
the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.
by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008
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from cl(craigslist) and geek. someone who spends too much time on craigslist or other such sites.
when ever i get on the computer i check out craigslist, i'm turning into a cleek. that guy spends more time on craigslist than on free porn what a cleek. if i wasn't a cleek i couldn't afford anything. mikie the yorkie is a cleek.
by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008
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An ambient music program from Australia.
I like to download the Ultima Thule programs.
by mikie the yorkie July 11, 2008
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