mikey t's definitions

ogritis

A fictional disease that people say a very tall person may have. The disease carrier will be over 6 foot 6 inches, appear very lanky and awkward, and often will be very obnoxious and loud.

I hung out with the basketball team yesterday and i think they all have ogritis.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

encore

What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.

Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.

by Mikey T December 15, 2004

niggameyer

Yet another variation of the slang word "nigga" except with an extra couple syllables to make it fun to say fast.

Daunte is one crazy niggameyer!

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

gentleman

n/adj
1. A man who lifts weights excessively, ferociously,
and with the intent of gaining mass and strength. 2. A man who
consumes protein daily. 3. A man who murders. 4. Richard Greico.

1. He is a gentleman.
2. He is very gentlemanly.
3. Gentle. Gentle.
4. Give him a gentle death.

by Mikey T February 28, 2005

coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

by Mikey T December 14, 2004