Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
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creeps

How low-intelligent people pronouce the word "crepes."
What you got there?

"Creeps -- it's a fancy type of donut."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
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tur-uh-bull

How feral, ignorant, uneducated people pronounce the word "terrible."
"Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"

That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 May 21, 2012
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Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 December 31, 2011
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downtown business district

A males crotch / groin area.
Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?

"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."

OUCH!
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
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bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).
Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
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criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.
Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.
by mike87111 September 06, 2011
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