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Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Get the the doll house mug."Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
Get the Pho Bias mug.At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
Get the palm jockeys mug.LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
Get the Tent City mug.Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).
Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.
"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.
"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 January 1, 2012
Get the Batshitistan mug.(noun) A combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Rihanna."
A disease that a hot-chick may have because she gets around too much.
A disease that a hot-chick may have because she gets around too much.
Why don't you ask her out -- she's hot! "She's probably got gonor-rihanna, that's why. She's been with half the guys in my frat!"
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
Get the gonor-rihanna mug.Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
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