mike87111's definitions
(n) masturbating; especially by a feral, sex-obsessed, stalking pervert
Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Where' Spike? I though we were all heading to the club?
He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
by mike87111 January 8, 2013
Get the Kanye Westingmug. Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.
I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!
"That's Generation Fat for you."
"That's Generation Fat for you."
by mike87111 November 7, 2012
Get the Generation Fatmug. What did Trayvon get arrested for?
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
by mike87111 December 15, 2013
Get the ig-nigmug. Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
Get the Sam Itchmug. A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.
by mike87111 July 6, 2011
Get the celebitchmug. When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
by mike87111 November 10, 2012
Get the mitch and boanmug. A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
Get the anchor-slutmug.