Definitions by mike87111
celebitchy
A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
celebitchy by mike87111 July 6, 2011
celebitch
A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
criminal breeder
A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.
LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.
criminal breeder by mike87111 July 2, 2011
anchor-slut
A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.
anchor-slut by mike87111 June 15, 2011
baby-daddy-less
LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.
baby-daddy-less by mike87111 June 15, 2011
Facebook Fat
Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
Facebook Fat by mike87111 May 11, 2011
palm jockeys
At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
palm jockeys by mike87111 April 19, 2010