After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.
by Mike Payne February 15, 2008
After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
by Mike Payne April 03, 2008
When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.
by Mike Payne March 06, 2008
When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.
Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.
by Mike Payne March 22, 2008
Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."
by Mike Payne May 05, 2008
When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008