mike's definitions

shamalamadingdong

when you love someone more than they love you.

I shamalamadingdong you.

by mike September 27, 2004

beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

by Mike September 13, 2003

fwaggot

comes from the old latin root 'fawg' meaning homosexual and 'got' meaning you got pwned.

you are a fwaggot, you are a faggot, but worse

by mike January 16, 2005

Kickjew

an alternate form of "Jewball" but more stupid; obviously too stupid to speak; stupid ass

"Damn all you say is fucking stupid shit, shut the fuck up you Kickjew."

by Mike March 1, 2004

pulp

A dangerous mass of pressed vegetable matter, known to cause eye problems if not careful.

Pulp can move, baby!

by Mike August 9, 2005

sex kitten

a female who is uber-hot & guys wanna procrate(have sex/fuck) with.

Brtiney Spears
Trish Stratus
Traci Brooks

by Mike March 30, 2005

t-bagging

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.

You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!

by Mike July 3, 2003