mike's definitions

gravdizzle

A "gravdizzle" is a large gravity bong. The bong is made from a gallon sized gatorade bottle and a small trash can. Here's how its done:
1) cut the bottom of a gallon sized gatorade bottle out.
2) cut a hole in the gatorade cap, and slide in a regular hitter peice from a bong.
3) slide a small tube into the bottom of the hitter peice, about an inch from the bottom of the bottle.
4) fill a small trash can with water
5) without the cap, place the bottle in the water
6) fill up the bowl, and screw the cap on the bottle (gently)
7) light the bowl, pull up on the bottle so it fills with smoke, take the cap off and with your mouth over the top, slam it down while inhaling.

"yo lets slam the gravdizzle"
"CHuuuCH"

"yo that 20 oz. aint no gravdizzle"

by mike June 1, 2004

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.

The deficit in California is gihugical

by Mike September 12, 2003

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike May 13, 2005

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019