mike's definitions

shit breather

some one who is a complete fucking fag, and likes to smoke shit

Mike: Man Matt, you are a complete shit breather, why dont you go fuck yourself

by Mike September 5, 2004

incubus

a demon that has sex with people in their sleep. and also a fictional monster.

i was listening to a cd by incubus and suddenly it raped me.

by mike September 5, 2004

high heels

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

by Mike September 6, 2004

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

by Mike September 7, 2004

blow queen

A woman who is a master at sucking on dicks.

That chick is a blow queen!

by Mike September 8, 2004

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

vemed

To be severely owned.
To take it in the fayce.

*console*
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was stabbed by Vem's Knife
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger


Vem says: VEMED.

by Mike September 9, 2004