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Obsessive compulsive masturbator. Basically, this describes anyone who has flogged the dolphin to a point of obsession. Some may experience blanks or blood.
by Mike April 24, 2005
Get the OCMmug. 1. A new skirt that became popular with young females in the spring of 2004; low rise, form fitting on the top half; vertical pleats or "ruffles" on the bottom half; very short skirt, often seen in pastel colours, can be purchased at abercromie, hollister, etc..
Origin: Two men sat on the porch, discussing how attractive the young women look in the new style of skirt. Sick of calling the new style of skirt "new springtime skirts", they formed the world "springie" to refer to the skirts they enjoy.
Origin: Two men sat on the porch, discussing how attractive the young women look in the new style of skirt. Sick of calling the new style of skirt "new springtime skirts", they formed the world "springie" to refer to the skirts they enjoy.
Oh man, all the girls are wearing springies tonight!!!
I totally want to rail some girl while she is still wearing her springie.
I love it when the springie bounces up and down due to its ruffles!
I totally want to rail some girl while she is still wearing her springie.
I love it when the springie bounces up and down due to its ruffles!
by Mike May 18, 2004
Get the Springiemug. by mike January 6, 2004
Get the bel jaymug. produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.
In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.
by Mike April 9, 2011
Get the headmademug. north burnaby pronounciation of "beat off" basically it's someone who is a loser, and doesn't go out, and stays at home and beats their own dick because they have nothing better to do
those notre dame guys are beataffs
by mike February 18, 2004
Get the beataffmug. A drink with its origins in two New Orleans-area bars, namely Spiders/Cherrie's and Jabba Jaws.
Ingredients: Smirnoff Ice, Blue Curacao, Pucker (any flavor), Everclear.
Instructions: Fill a beer mug up halfway with Smirnoff Ice. Throw in a splash of Curacao for coloring. Fill a shotglass almost to the brim with your choice of Pucker. Top that off with Everclear. Light the Everclear, drop the shotglass into the mug, and chug. Tastes just like Sprite.
For multiple Chilly Willies, line the glasses up side-by-side and balance the shotglasses on the rims of the mugs. Use one shotglass to knock the rest in with a domino-like effect. The record for most Chilly Willies done at once stands at 14.
Ingredients: Smirnoff Ice, Blue Curacao, Pucker (any flavor), Everclear.
Instructions: Fill a beer mug up halfway with Smirnoff Ice. Throw in a splash of Curacao for coloring. Fill a shotglass almost to the brim with your choice of Pucker. Top that off with Everclear. Light the Everclear, drop the shotglass into the mug, and chug. Tastes just like Sprite.
For multiple Chilly Willies, line the glasses up side-by-side and balance the shotglasses on the rims of the mugs. Use one shotglass to knock the rest in with a domino-like effect. The record for most Chilly Willies done at once stands at 14.
Dude, let's do Chilly Willies. Chicks love 'em, they get you drunk, and they taste just like Sprite.
by Mike January 6, 2005
Get the chilly willymug. 