mike's definitions

cork

a derivative of 'keek' which is another word for 'dick'

that gurg sucked my cork off last night

by Mike January 11, 2004

roar

im gonna fuk her but first gettere her so drunk she's gonna roar after all that fukin around o man im gettin laid!

Drink-sex-roar

by Mike July 12, 2003

nip-hop

Japanese hip-hop.

{Vulgar English NIP, from Japanese NIPPON, + English (HIP)-HOP}

Damn, ever since Holly came back from Japan, she's been listenin' to nothin' but that nip-hop shit.

by Mike December 1, 2003

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

Tripin

you say something that isnt true.

Elgin was tripin when he said that he wasnt straight.

by mike November 13, 2003

venosta

freakin ghost town in Canadia.

Venosta is the best place in the world.

by Mike November 24, 2004