mike's definitions

Damn

The all purpose word.

Example 1: *See's hot girls* Damn.

Example 2: *Your team loses a game* Damn.

Example 3: *You spill coffee on a white shirt* Damn.

by Mike April 4, 2004

sub

Common reference to a large sandwich often used by people in the North Eastern united states. (Submarine Sandwich)

I think I'm going to have a steak and cheese sub for lunch.

by Mike February 10, 2005

geltab

Form of acid (LSD) made by mixing up liquid acid (dissolved in alcohol) w/ plain gelatin and food coloring. Then its pressed into individual doses.

Damn man, you had those purple geltabs yet? I took 1 and I was trippin balls the whole night.

by mike March 6, 2004

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

Moent

see kaffir full length is moentoo

That kid pics his nose like a moento

by Mike May 2, 2003

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 27, 2003

ethictatorship

dictatorship of ethics.

The worst thing that can happen to ethics is its usurpation of power: ethictatorship. The police within us. There is nothing more immoral than the institutionalization of morality.

by Mike February 10, 2021