mike's definitions

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008

crapababble

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch

shut the fuck up u crapababble

by Mike September 16, 2003

L.B.C.

Long Beach Crip

I represent the L.B.C.

by Mike October 18, 2003

rolls

1. ecstasy pills
2. drooping layers of fat around the midsection

1. My girl loves eatin rolls.
2. That girl's get mad rolls on her.

by mike March 6, 2004

klavier

German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)

Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...

by mike December 13, 2003

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025