Definitions by mike

The Spa-Cheemi Chin 

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

The Spa-Cheemi Chin by Mike March 23, 2005

Poo Poo Butt 

A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.

Teacher! Chester is being a poo poo butt!

Poo Poo Butt by Mike March 23, 2005

the Spiders from Mars 

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton
3) cup-sinking champions...eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

The demise of many cup-sinking league opponents!

the Spiders from Mars by mike March 23, 2005

Dreamshake 

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.

I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.

Dreamshake by mike March 21, 2005

dumb nigga 

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.

Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.

dumb nigga by Mike March 21, 2005

James Bong

From the fires of Mt. Doom, the 4 foot marijuana smoking tool was forged. Many great meetings with him took place, until his untimely death during a wind storm. Some of his bones were salvaged but could not fill the void in our lungs. He will be missed.

Dude1: So...uhhhhh...wanna talk to James.
Dude2: Dude!

James Bong by Mike March 21, 2005

Douv 

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.

Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.

Douv by Mike March 21, 2005