Definitions by mike

flopcock 

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

flopcock by Mike March 30, 2005

together 

If you are told you and a friend of the opposite sex are now together you are simply closer friends. This does not mean you are dating or exclusive friends. You are simply trying to get to know each other more without limiting other options but in hopes of becoming a couple. Actions will include talking more and hooking up.

We're not going out but we are together.

together by Mike March 29, 2005

putor' 

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

putor' by mike March 29, 2005

Mazon 

not to be confused with mazon, Mazon (witha capital M) refers to surperiority and total sexyness. One may be a "Mazon" if one is an original pimp or just a natural-born genious.

Eli: O snap, how are you so sexy and get all the girls?
Mazon: Because i'm a Mazon.
Eli: Damn, so you mean the Enzyte i take wont do anything?
Mazon: Nope. =)

Mazon by Mike March 29, 2005

pussycake 

a person who acts in a very lame or retarded manner

stop being a pussycake and let me drive

pussycake by Mike March 29, 2005

alchemy 

the study of transmutation of objects.

alchemy can fix this house with out any efort or teying.

alchemy by mike March 28, 2005

Overshield 

A "shield" armor in Halo or Halo 2 that is 3x as damage resistant as normal.

"Wow look at that deusch of a guy wearing that overshield because he is scared shitless someone is going to kill him in a video game!"

"Don't you snag my overshield or ill have to poop all over your chest"

Overshield by Mike March 28, 2005