mike's definitions

AK 47

Russian machine gun.

Damn, I nearly blown that guy up with that AK 47.

by Mike October 26, 2004

servitude

1) Serve action or ownage - "You got served."

2) Slavery, free labor or labor to pay off a debt.

1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.

2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.

by Mike October 12, 2004

Cow bite

The act in which you grab a female's vagina and twist.

Yesterday in school, I gave Cady Andrews a Cow bite.

by Mike December 8, 2004

flipper

Cricketing term describing a particular delivery made by a leg-spin bowler, where the ball skids straight, quickly and flat towards the batsman and wicket, rather than turn as a stock leg-spin delivery would. Usually held in reserve and used sparingly in order to catch the batsman off-guard.

And the batsman was completely deceived by the flipper and has been given out LBW.

by Mike January 26, 2004

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

by Mike December 31, 2003

cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

by mike January 5, 2004

noitalucso

To kiss (must be said in a french accent)

I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!

by Mike August 7, 2003