mike's definitions

shitamafuck

like say ing shit when you hurt your hand or just saying for fun when yuor bored

shitamafuck i broke my finger

by mike July 16, 2004

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

damien rice

a beautiful musician who creates beautiful music.

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"

by mike April 24, 2005

pwnce

1. A skinny black woman

see ownce (a large black woman)

Those fucken 'pwnces' in rap videos.

by Mike July 21, 2004

smoocher

Common reference to a homosexual used in certain Boston neighborhoods

Wow that dude is a real deal smoocher

by Mike February 11, 2005

Division

Regional building in charge of CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) (24)

The order had to be cleared by Division before CTU could proceed.

by mike September 26, 2004

bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.

In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!

by Mike February 8, 2004