mike's definitions

clitdodge

a male who is scared to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Man I thought Josh was cool but he turned out to be a real clitdodge!

by Mike November 20, 2003

cchs

Christopher Columbus High School a school in miami where the kids eat shit all day and learn from some of the coolest teachers and we hate the Belen fags.

mr.delgado taught us world history and shit about chicks in CCHS

by Mike February 8, 2005

we should do something sometime

vague way to lose someone

he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.

by Mike April 29, 2004

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

needle

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

by Mike December 29, 2003

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

mad dog

the nickname of one of the greatest white NBA players of all-time Mark Madsen

Look at Mad Dog strut down the court after that dunk!

by mike July 26, 2004