mike's definitions

carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

by Mike April 14, 2005

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

Lengyel

A person who gives blumpkins. (see def of blumpkin)

Where's Lengyel? Oh, he's probably giving richie a blumpkin.

by Mike September 21, 2004

Rush

A band that requires a little listening to understand how good they really are. Geddy Lee, the lead singer/vocalist has a really high-pitched voice, and has been compared to Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin.

My older brother sounded like Geddy Lee for a couple of days after getting his vasectomy.

by Mike May 5, 2005

p.o.

Short for "Probation Officer".

"Your P.O. fucking sucks!"

by Mike August 26, 2003

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003