Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos
Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.
by mike March 03, 2005
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factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.
The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.
by Mike November 03, 2012
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mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles
by mike October 15, 2003
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parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.
by mike June 26, 2003
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puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.
2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!
by mike December 02, 2004
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Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
by Mike May 05, 2005
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