mike's definitions

Miguel Cuanalo

Warped gringo who is in dire need of anger management

No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Mike May 3, 2004

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

Red Tide

the worst time to eat a girl out.

Hell no!!!!!, I ain't eating you out when the red tide is arround.

by Mike May 13, 2005

brass monkey

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by Mike January 29, 2005

Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.

Self explanatory, isn't it?

by Mike January 17, 2005

danglet

When one with superb skills in the game of hockey dingle dangs around the opponant using mad moves and making the opponant look like a dirty fool.

Buddy's a fuckin DANGLET!! look at those sik dingle dangs!! send him the H.

by mike April 20, 2004