mike's definitions

UCF

A drinking school with a football problem.

I go to UCF, I'm drunk.

by Mike November 20, 2004

tonguefusion

a fusion of languages in a literary work.

James Joyce's "Finnegans Wake" is a perfect example of tonguefusion.

by Mike March 30, 2008

the jury is still out

the period of time between sessions with a female, usually a 20 minute power-nap

she wanted to go again but to my disgrace the jury was still out

by Mike January 10, 2004

SSSS

Secondary Screening Security Selectee at Airports. It means you have to go through extensive security because of pre-determined criteria.

I was SSSSed today because I bought a one-way ticket. Now I have to go through extra security.

by Mike May 13, 2005

ball

play basketball

yo nigga, let's ball !

by Mike June 24, 2003

Eazy-E

Was one of the realest niggaz in the game. And Spit Some Real Shit Out To Those Fake Ass Bustas. And if he hadn't died then the artists signed to his label wouldn't of fell off but Bone kinda lost there style after E.1999 Eternal man there shit was tight but there new shit is wac

Str8 Off Tha Streetz Of Muthaphukkin Compton

by Mike April 14, 2004

touch

Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.

"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."

by Mike October 3, 2004