mike's definitions

Cue ball

the shiny suface on the grape of the monkey I am forced to sit in an office with every damn day

The gunners cue ball was blinding me as he was dancing for the milk man.

by Mike November 26, 2003

jacked up

To get absolutely annhilated in a football hit.

Donovan McNabb got JACKED UP!

by Mike January 9, 2004

Barnstormer

1. The best venue for original music that ever existed. They also had great pizza. Formerly in Montevallo, AL, this double wide trailer was a second home to many, and hosted bands from across the U.S. and around the world. Closed in 2003 and will forever be missed by all.

2. Originally, a stunt biplane flyer. Name originated from the spectacle of flying a plane through the open doors of a barn.

Q. What are you doing tonite?

A. Going to Barnstormer, Phil & Walon are playing tonight and Pabst is a dollar 'til midnite!

by Mike April 17, 2004

Snafu

Murphy's Law for the Military; acronym for Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

We planned the the latest mission for three days, but as usual it was a real snafu when it finally happened.

by Mike March 20, 2004

wopper

someone who is half black & half italian
wop/nigger =wopper

by mike August 21, 2003

Ic3

the ub3r n00b ph34r h1s ch1m3r4 in mw4

he fubared j00

by mike November 11, 2003

obeast

when someone is obscenely fat

if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast

by mike November 27, 2003