mike's definitions

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

Twink

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From "twinkie" (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.

That twink is young, dumb and full of cum...and I want him NOW!

by mike May 22, 2003

pussass

A combination of pussy and ass; used to express someone as being weak or "soft"

Shut up, you pussass bitch!

by mike March 27, 2003

saosin

melodic hardcore band from so cal. they are one of the best bands out there.

i saw saosin last night with avenged sevenfold.

by mike January 3, 2004

Ew Dude

1.Definition commonly quoted by Michael in situations where Ew is necessary.

Ew Dude!!!(Brian Simpson Laughs)

by Mike February 11, 2004

spry

Slang term for participating in marijuana smoking.

'Hey, Joey...wanna spry?'

by Mike January 6, 2004

blown out

a person having so much anal sex that their ass hole is a perfect circle

i banged her so hard last night her ass is blown out

by mike May 13, 2005