mike's definitions

breene

A term given to musical artists or bands who have no integrity, act in an unpleasant manner and generally think they are better than they actually are. The term comes from a UK band called Breene, who are pioneers in this sort of behaviour.

The singer is breene

That is a breene band

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

kanoodle

getting it on like wild monkeys

they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.

by mike February 27, 2003

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

Ramen

Another word for powdery drugs.

Hey man, got any "Ramen"?

by Mike October 30, 2004

Cava

Cava a town in Massachusetts thats spelled "Carver" but pronounced "Cava" with the accent.

I am from Cava.

by mike June 3, 2004

shnozzle

A big nose like Shnozzle its a shnozz nozzle like the end of a hose so shnozzle
see shnozzletov

hey ian has a big shnozzle

by mike October 5, 2004