mike's definitions

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.

She's such a bratch.

by mike February 25, 2003

shil

true that dan

Shil is.... yeah what you siad

by mike May 14, 2004

McGrundy

A derogatory name for someone who is altogether a jackass, a douchebag, a human gooch, etc. (usually reserved for males only)

Hey, McGrundy, what the hell is the matter with you?

by Mike August 6, 2003

cold shade

The shade that is not hot.

You guys are ovea their in the cold shade while we's ova here workin' out in da hot shade!

by Mike March 18, 2003

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003