mike's definitions

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.

by Mike December 15, 2003

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

the jane

Sister jane, a deputy of dimick. Uses her old fasion knowledge of math to torture the enslaved

my brain... Aaaaaaaaah!

by mike May 14, 2004

janky

to keep everything for one's self, to be stingy.

he's being janky with his money.

by mike May 22, 2004

coheed and cambria

a great band that you all should listen to.

i love coheed and cambria.some random a hole"pussy"*i walk over to him kick his ass* anymore questions?

by mike August 17, 2004

twan

a 20 or a gram of weed

Yo, how fat are your twans? 1.3 Grams that's tight

Yo, I hear Mike's got the fattest twans in North Shore

by mike June 18, 2006