mike's definitions

cod sack

the male genitalia where the testicles are harnessed. male genetalia, scrotum cover. look alot like speedos.

We were talking about his cod sack when it just popped out

by mike October 14, 2003

Eurobeat

Perhaps the catchiest music in the world. Originated from Italy, sold in Japan. Parapara made it popular.

Seriously, Eurobeat is not techno. Go to hell.

by Mike December 16, 2004

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

by Mike December 1, 2004

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

has been

A woman who has had sexual intercourse many times and had children then abstains from all sexual relations and vows not to have intercourse until she's married.

The majority of women in the American society are has beens.

by Mike January 24, 2005