Definitions by mike

dirt bird 

a girl or woman who goes out and hangs around clubs and bars in skimpy clothes. to attract a drunk male for coitus

"look at her dave id fuck that"
Urgh why shes a fuckin dirt bid shes proberbly had more pricks up her than a heroin addict!

dirt bird by mike January 5, 2004

giffard 

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

giffard by mike January 5, 2004

cum bag 

a girl who has far to much sex resulting in her being full of seman!

I bet that dirt bird had sex last night!
yeah shes a total cum bag!

cum bag by mike January 5, 2004

griff 

preston,lancashire,England,slang for a raly big realy ugly guy!

"Fuckin Hell that guy looks like a reet Griff"

griff by mike January 5, 2004

gogger 

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

gogger by mike January 5, 2004

lip snot 

see fanny batter

her pussy was dripping with lip snot

lip snot by mike January 5, 2004

Lihs 

1. (noun) What happens when you mix gasoline and mustard. Often found in stupid terroristic countries.
2. (verb) Making Lihs.
3. (adjective) A stupid quality. A person that makes lihs
4. (adverb) doing something in a stupid manner.

1. These arabs think that lihs is mustard gas.
2. Yo, Muhamad, lets lihs up some lihs.
3. These Lihses are really dumb.
4. You ran so lihsly that my grandma could catch you.

Lihs by Mike January 5, 2004