cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.
Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.
by Mike March 31, 2003
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glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.
She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.
by mike February 01, 2004
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Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.
Ashpolt loves the Anal
by Mike May 03, 2004
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poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent
The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.
by mike August 12, 2003
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Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337
Free2play Is fucking awesome
by Mike May 31, 2004
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beat off

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.
by Mike September 14, 2003
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mini z

a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs
Youre a mini z!!
by Mike December 27, 2003
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