mike's definitions

jedibitch

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes

munch

by mike August 24, 2003

software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 4, 2004

murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 16, 2004

knifeparty

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

by Mike January 7, 2004

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

smoggin

Means want to smoke or lets go smoke. To smoke cannabis.

Yo lets go smoggin.

by Mike March 27, 2003