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eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.
"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.
eat shit and die by Mike February 8, 2004
Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.
In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!
bytfu by Mike February 8, 2004

Uncle Jessie 

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
Uncle Jessie by Mike February 8, 2004

prostate 

the centre of all joy in a man's body
suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world
prostate by Mike February 8, 2004

arachnophobia

Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)
that bitch has arachnophobia
arachnophobia by mike February 8, 2004
You have a dirty twidget
Twidget by Mike February 8, 2004
A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one
Crystalle Gaudet
Trope by Mike February 8, 2004